Soundtracking #4 – Ezra Furman

Ezra Furman (sadly no relation to the band Better than Ezra) and his band The Boy-Friends  lay out a chilled, fun rock ‘n’ roll with added brass. Happy, jig-about-in-your-seat kind of brass. The lyrics are equally as entertaining and mildly angry too.

And this one too..

Soundtracking #3 – She Makes War

So Laura Kidd, AKA She Makes War, also makes music and visual art too. I’ve read that this type of tunage is classed as ‘gloom-pop’… seriously, is that an actual thing?

I suppose it is a bit angsty and has that poppy harmony melody thing going on in quite a catchy manner…

Regardless of genre, I quite like it so I’m shoving it in your earholes, so there.

Soundtracking #2 – The Charlatans

Rewind and replay.

A quoted lyric sent me off on an audio perambulation of rediscovery and we ended up here.

The Charlatans – who I should have listened to as a teenager. Instead they appeared on playlists almost a decade after they should have. Better late than never…

Loving the Brit pop summer jangle of guitars and a slightly slurred approach to vocals.

Very nice indeed.

 

Soundtracking #1 – Tender Prey

Today I’m mostly treating my ears to the talents of Laura Byron. Otherwise known as Tender Prey (is that a Nick Cave reference methinks?), she creates a self-described sleaze blues sound that  I quite like…Actually, I like it a lot, it sounds dirty and reminiscent of very lazy alcoholic days in hot, dusty places (except she’s from Cardiff).

Best enjoyed with a tequila and a cold beer chaser.

Open Art

Open art exhibition.

Words which, especially when combined with ‘local’, make me cringe. Such an exhibition must obviously consist of amateurish attempts at conceptual sculpture, shoddily executed abstracts and an abundance of dull, oily landscapes. More arrrgh than art.When the Poole Open was announced this was the horrorshow hung on the walls of my mind, so it was with a sense of mild dread that I ventured into the gallery.

The inaugural Poole Open invited UK-based artists to submit work with a link to the main themes of the Poole Museum collection. Since the collection can mostly be summed up as pots, yachts and pirates, a lot of boat paintings were expected. Homelife, worklife and wildlife are also recurrent themes throughout the collection. The selected pieces are displayed in Poole Museum until 5 May 2014.

I’m relieved to report that the exhibition was not dominated by the maritime equivalent of ‘Pony Painters’ and the number of twee watercolours and overcooked concepts was fewer than expected.

With any open there are bum notes; an unoriginal subject or a good idea poorly finished are frequent clangers. However, this show had a few nice surprises.  In fact some of it was actually quite good and overall it appears to be a well balanced group. Having not seen the other entries it’s difficult to tell. A man stopped for a chat and informed me, with authority and at some length, that his log boat painting was better than the one displayed. Not bitter at all mate are you?

Fifty artists made the cut and over 60 pieces are on show in a variety of media, from painting and sculpture to mixed media, film and photography. Much of it is available to buy, although I suspect sales will suffer from overconfident pricing. And there were a lot of boats…

Most of the work is hung in the gallery spaces but found pieces, prints and sculptures also sneak between the permanent glass cabinets and AV’s catching visitors off guard.

One gems were nestled beside the museum’s  boatbuilding display is a tight pen on paper by James Mclellan. “Lovely on the Water”* depicts a boat which wouldn’t look amiss in an illustrated The Owl and the Pussycat Went to Sea.  A cartoonish pirate of cardboard protrudes from a frame near a display on Harry Paye. On the ground floor several sheets of paper pinned to the wooden pillars belong to the artist Joseph Young. Their cut out lines replicate the pattern that pinhole borer beetles already made in many of the beams and pillars around the museum. The beetles are long dead, of course, leaving only their tracks behind.

Hiding on the backstairs are Jessica Polglase’s listed building installations. Thin black lines of tape on skimmed walls follow the outlines of Poole’s oldest buildings, cleansing and simplifying their bricks and rafters into something graphically pleasing.

In the upper gallery space a video work takes main stage. “Analogue Kingdom” is Esther Johnson’s sensitive, lyrical portrait of Gerald Wells, a wireless radio collector/geek/obsessive who stole his first radio at age 13. It is worth the 24 minute viewing time and I don’t normally have the patience for video.

Pinhole photography, photoshopped prints, textile interpretations of wildlife and a random but entertaining Google Street View painting on newsprint are also on offer. There’s something for every aesthete. Even Mother would appreciate some of the delicate colourwashed views of Poole.

Among the pieces which raised the bar was Anna Falcini’s “Incarcerated (Vitrines)”. Delicately pencilled ships inhabit tiny vials ‘moored’ along a stylised map of the Thames estuary. The ships in bottles each reference a repurposed naval ship used to house slaves and prisoners along the Thames in the 1800’s. The resulting art is intelligent and beautiful; my favourite kind of art.

As always a group show is only ever as good as the curator, or in this case the team of selectors. While not all to my taste this varied, and occasionally off-kilter, group is worth a gander.

*There were no dates on most of the pieces. I’m not sure why.

Dedicated to… A Half Way Through Review

Dedicated to

“To Neil, June 1964”

It’s written on the inside cover of  The Children of the New Forest by Captain Marryat, a Thomas Nelson and Sons Ltd edition, no print date. 

Obviously not my book. I nicked it from a family member and it found its way onto my shelves (funny how that happens).  It was a birthday present to a very young Neil although I don’t know who from. I just love the smell of that book.

Books are quite possibly the best kind of gift. Durable, meaningful and occasionally educational; they say a lot about the person giving them and what they want from you. Personally I like to vandalise them with a few well wishes and a date before wrapping them up. Apparently I am not alone in this habit.

Dedicated to… Compiled by W B Gooderham is, as stated on the cover, a collection of “The Forgotten Friendships, Hidden Stories and Lost Loves found in Second-hand Books”.  Gooderham is a bibliophile with a penchant for second-hand book stores. Over years of collecting and buying used books he noticed that the dedications in the jackets added their own stories to the printed ones in the pages.  Laid out with a jacket and an inscription on each double page spread the collection totals over 80. There are many more on Gooderham’s blog and he’s still collecting.

The books range in age from a few years old to several decades old, some even dating half a century or more. Some dated, some not. Some written with love and affection, some cruel, acerbic and funny. Regardless of the motive the scribbles on inside covers are tiny windows looking onto a specific moment in the lives of two people.  We don’t know who they were (most of the signatures are illegible) but there’s a certain intimacy in dedicating a book.

Saddest are the unappreciated inscriptions, those published in 2010 or later and have already found their sorry way into a charity bag or second hand store. Wasted words, sentiment thrown to the wind. The reason the book was left behind or deliberately disposed of is a mystery but I like to wonder.  A simple misjudged relationship? Or something more sinister perhaps?

The older ones are less tragic and often comic.

“To John Hughes, Go shoot yourself, Henry, May ’58” adorns in the first page of Jungle Lore.

“Mum says it is disgusting: I say it may encourage you to learn the piano. Mum & Dad Xmas 1989” inside a music book of Bawdy Ballads.

On the title page of One in Twenty – A study of Homosexuality in Men and Women was written, “You leave this book alone, you filthy old man, who calls his wife “Momie” and has “done it” with an African alyah!”

I particularly enjoyed the romantic, vaguely poetic dedication in Embedded  Autonomy –  States & Industrial Transformation, Peter Evans. I know neither the giver nor the receiver so the choice of title may be wholly appropriate but an interesting choice for professing love and devotion.

Dedicated to… is a quick  and enjoyable read. Since most of the pages are images I may even finish it…

Honestly though, this is a stocking-filler book, to be giggled at by guests or as a lazy hour’s entertainment.

Or a book for a book lover prone to sentimentality when it comes to gifting printed matter.

Erm, like me then.

The Resolutioners

Respect goes to the sweaty ones, to the ones with withdrawal shakes and to those craving the booze. Kudos to those with the long list of ambitious goals and lofty dreams.  Congratulations to those who self-flagelate via food denial and to those who push through the pushup pain.

They are upgrading themselves, to the New You v2.0. They are Jantastic. They are DryAthletes. They WILL be two stone lighter, get a date, quit smoking, stop drinking and run a marathon. All in 2014.

They are The Resolutioners.

And they are the second most annoying thing about January.

(The other is the car insurance renewal)

Every year the same thing happens. They invade the gym, the Parkrun, the TV, the high street, even the Google Ads are having a field day down the side bar of the world wide web.

Extricating themselves from that sofa dwelling, junk eating existance the Resolutioners promise themselves (and Facebook and Twitter) that THIS IS THE YEAR!

I salute their good intentions. I honestly do believe in bettering oneself.

But if the Resolutioners really wanted to improve their lives why wait until New Year?  Why not start on 27 December? Or last May? Why wait until the crappest month of the year replete with the horrors of Christmas anticlimax, being broke and terrible weather?  The diet-starts-on-Monday plan never made sense either.

But they all chose January for their fresh starts.

This causes a problem. You see I actually use my gym membership all year round. It was not part of a new year’s resolution.

For the last few weeks, I have struggled to find a parking space at the gym. There were not even cramped awkward spaces designed for a professional stunt driver behind the wheel of a Smart Car. Worse still my favourite treadmill was occupied. There wasn’t enough space on the floor to swing a kettle bell never mind a cat.

It was all highly irritating.

Thankfully in a few weeks it will all be back to normal.

I’ve seen it happen.

Over eager, over ambitious and ultimately destined for failure.  Oblivious to the fact that fitness is for life not just for January they go in too hard, too fast and fall over with exertion after three weeks.

At that point everything (everything!)  will be hurting. Then a fag, a beer and a takeaway menu will prove too tempting…and oops there goes another one. Ending, of course, in a miserable heap of self loathing watching Supersize-Superskinny and making excuses for themselves.

I’ve been there. When trying to quit drinking for a year I made it four months before someone pissed me off enough to make the urge to get wankered irresistible. Admittedly was a dumbass idea given the number of functioning alcoholics who occupied my social circle at the time.

It is really hard to stick to those promises. So good luck Resolutioners!

I’m sure the feverish bout of pious determination will subside and everyone will feel much better soon. In the mean time I look forward February, an excess of parking spaces and hammering the treadmill on the top floor, three in from the left.

Fig Rolls

Grandma has a spare room, upstairs at the back of the house. It is filled with sixty years worth of children’s toys.

There have always been children in this house. It’s usually brimming with life, noise, laughter, warmth and banana sandwiches. It even smells of family.

Between the pint-sized plastic kitchen and the zoo of stuffed animals are boxes containing photographs. A few thousand six by four inch glossy paper memories. They document every year of my life. Every year of my father’s life.

When I visit we sometimes take a box down and sit at the dining table to look at them. She reminds me of birthday parties, summers in the garden with Grandpa and the names of a dozen second cousins not seen for years.

“Do you remember when Jessie and Bobbie came over from Canada?”

I nod and smile. I should remember, I was thirteen, but she has shown me the photo’s before and they are the sum total of my recollection.

There is so much I don’t remember.

She shows me a smiling family group stood outside their old house, a modern 60’s build of five bedrooms. It had the luxury of a garage and sliding patio doors; dangerous for little fingers. My vague memory of it involves a huge dark brown building, formidable and scary. In the photo it is bright and sunny and new. It’s always sunny in these photographs. They’re always smiling trademark toothy grins; my dental heritage caught on camera. They look happy. They weren’t. Not that I remember.

In the lounge, religious effigies vie for wall space with a hundred framed faces. Her blue eyed boys, her blonde haired girls and a plethora of chubby, fresh faced grandchildren. She repeats the same stories every time about cousins overseas and a grandchild who’s so advanced, so smart.

She talks about “Yer Dad”, my father, with an edge in her voice. He is not a natural family man. It took half a century for him to settle down with just one woman.

“But they all have their flaws,” she says.

Her boys, made in her late husband’s image; charmers, tellers of stories, gamblers, drinkers, men of lapsed faith and lapsed faithfulness.  These things go unmentioned, accepted because it’s too late to change. Accepted because she loves them all, unconditionally.

The tea dregs are cold. The stories are done for the day. She hands me some of the photographs to keep. As I leave she pushes a twenty into my hand,

“’Ere yar, Sarah. I don’t get to see yer often enough”

I try to refuse the bribe. It’s her pension. And what about the other eleven, or is it twelve grandchildren?

She insists,

“No spendin’ it on drinkin’ and smokin’ mind.”

“Grandma, I don’t smoke. I‘ve never smoked.”

I hug her on the doorstep. As she closes the door I finally recognise the scent; biscuits, fig rolls to be precise. It’s the smell of childhood.

Sharing the love

Museum Sign
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They all make the same face.

Brows knitted in a hybrid of confusion and fear. The efforts of various facial muscles combine to say,

You’re weird.

Their tongues say,

Really??

Derision seems to drip from their part-curled lips.

This is the reaction of friends, family and colleagues, to the mention of certain personal passions. Sometimes it involves more words, sometimes it’s just a look. That look like I said something dirty enough to make Grandma shrivel in abject horror.

I do not harbour a deep love for stamp collecting nor have a fetish for some filth or other. I’m pretty mainstream. At least I thought so.

Apparently having fun in a museum, attending spoken word events and talking about art exhibitions is not mainstream. It is something to be ridiculed. Outside of arty circles the response is almost universal. Look closely into their eyes when they’re taking the piss. See that?

The dull corneal light that says,

This isn’t for me. I don’t understand it, it’s  too complicated. It is boring. Isn’t it for hippies and beardy literature grads?

Their tone of voice is saying,

I’d rather turn my brain to mush by watching a straight 3 hours of Storage Hunters on some malnutritious Freeview channel, 35 clicks away from BBC1.

Each to their own I suppose.

But, The Housemate contorting her face in such a way makes me feel sad.

(She had the same expression when The Other F Word was mentioned but that is another story).

She’s missing out. They are missing out.

If I can understand what it is that turns her and everyone else off about art, poetry and museums then maybe, just maybe, we can get people excited about it. If people could understand it better, if they were open to it, if the idea was sold to them in just the right way… maybe they would love it too.

Because that is what I would really love.

To share the love.

To help people understand the simple pleasure of admiring the emotional depth in a brush stroke or the way a poet slots a sentence together to devastating effect. I want to tell them the story behind museum objects, to humanise an alien house of collected goods and chattels. I want to tell them why it is important and why it’s fucking cool. (It is cool I swear, would I lie to you?)

I want to hear that squee of joy and see something other than the square of television light reflected in their eyes.

It all starts with bit of education and a lot of marketing. Time to crack open some minds and break down some prejudices. *she says, mounting her short pony*

 

 

 

 

Oh Sylvia, I’m so sorry

Buried in the belly of the Tate Britain are two white rooms.

Their temporary occupants are a 1970’s Women and Work archive exhibition and next door, a display of the art and craft of Sylvia Pankhurst, the women’s suffrage campaigner.

The Other F-word (Feminism) has been getting a lot of media attention recently so I figured why not find out where it all started; with the Suffrage movement. Concerned with important issues like votes for women and equal employment, these ladies were the pioneers of women’s rights a hundred years ago. They were the Pussy Riot of their day, campaigning, petitioning, getting locked up.

They got us the vote.

With all the radical activism going on with Sylvia et al. I was expecting great things from the exhibition.

I expected corset burning. I was disappointed.

It was characterised by absence of excitement and by being six degrees hotter than the rest of the Tate. I think the heating was broken. I considered getting naked in protest but took my coat off instead.

A written request from Hester Reeve and Olivia Plender, on The Emily Davison Lodge letterhead, was on display. Every page of it behind a plate glass display.

It detailed at why the Tate should put on an exhibition of Sylvia Pankhurst’s designs, paintings and sketches. It explained the cultural and political importance of her work documenting women’s working conditions in her sketches and giving the Women’s Social and Political Union (WSPU) a visual identity.

Pankhurst’s depictions of women at work are technically very good; she did win a scholarship to The Royal School of Art in 1900.  From the labelling I understand that her branding for the WSPU was noted as the first known instance of a campaigning group using a logo and colour scheme.  (Yes, I read the labels!)

But the display was staid and felt forced. It appeared that little effort was made to make it appealing to the average gallery-goer.  If I hadn’t already made the decision to stay and read all the labels I would have walked out. It is by far the most visually disengaging exhibition I have ever had the misfortune to view. It wasn’t Sylvia’s fault.

My guess is that the letter on display is meant to contextualise the exhibition but in fact it looked like an excuse. The curator saying, “I’m sorry visitors, they complained too loudly and I had to do it (which is why I couldn’t be arsed to make it accessible to a non-academic audience.” I could be wrong, of course.

I believe in art for all and that anyone can get excited about art and politics given the right setting. Sadly the curation made Pankhurst look like a middle-class Victorian curtain botherer with a penchant for gouache, rather than the revolutionary she actually was. Exhibitions of feminist work and art when curated poorly can actually do more damage than good. This one succeeded in making an important historical figure look irrelevant to my generation. She should be celebrated, not shoved in a cultural box room at the back.

Sylvia Pankhurst and the Suffragettes did 100 years ago in Holloway Prison what Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and her Pussy Riot comrades are doing today in Russia.  With one slight difference.

Sylvia did it with all her clothes on.

Sylvia-Pankhurst-arrested
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